Crapping Poetic

The People on ‘The People’s Court’ are fun to play with…

10 Mar 2011 Leave a Comment

by CoriScores in Random aMUSEments, T.V. Tags: comedy, court, craigslist, entertainment, funny, humor, judge, neck tattoos, tires, tv

So I semi-stole an idea from this guy I heard on the radio who said that he likes to watch court shows and try to find the people on Facebook.  “BRILLIANT!” I thought.  So I’m taking it a step further.  You see, when you watch one of those court shows, they put the people’s real names on the screen- and as long as they aren’t named something like Ernesto Rodriguez or John Mitchell they are pretty easy to find.  I like to send them messages and fuck with them… because it’s reeeeeeeally fun.  Even when they don’t write back- and most of them don’t- I feel a great sense of accomplishment.  Most of the people I’ve written have probably realized from the get-go that they should probably just ignore me.  Except this guy…

He was on The People’s Court because he hired some guy with neck tattoos off of Craigslist to find and install new tires for him, and was unsatisfied with the results.  I found him immediately when I began looking for him because his profile pic was very easily identifiable.  He blocked me so fast, I didn’t even get to apologize.  Oh well…

Hi Tom!

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 Cori Scores March 3 at 2:53pm

The next time you need tires or have car trouble, stay away from Craigslist! I can help you. I am an excellent mechanic in my spare time, and I have a cheap tire source that never fails. They are always in perfect condition. I learned the hard way not to trust people on Craigslist. Let me know if I can help you.

I DONT KNOW IF THIS A IS JOKE MORE NOT

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 Thomas Kessel March 3 at 2:56pm [object Object]

if yore serious about the tires wrute me tell me more. who are you & make me your FB Friend . too many weurdos on fB Now who are yOU?

 Cori Scores March 3 at 3:24pm

Oh I know there’s all kinds of weirdos out there! One time I wanted to find a decent person to clean my house for cheap. I found a lady on Craigslist who said she had references and all that so I hired her. Boy was that a mistake. When she came over the first time, she brought her dog with her and the little rat pissed all over my floor. she cleaned it up but it still wasn’t right. I told her she could come back in two weeks but she had to leave the dog at home. When she came back she didn’t have the dog, but she had her son with her. While she was cleaning the kitchen, he went into my bedroom and played with all of my Dark Knight action figures. They are COLLECTIBLES that had never been taken out of the box. She tried to put them back in like nothing had happened, as if I wouldn’t notice that that Joker always faces to the south and she had him turned south east, and his left arm wasn’t positioned correctly either. On top of that, the mop she used to clean the floors smelled like butt, so my whole house smelled like a fart fest when she left. Every time I try to get an explanation out of her, she only says "Cabeza de pene." What does that even mean? I’m not hiring her again, that’s for sure!

Cori Scores March 9 at 12:14pm

Oh sorry- I forgot to tell you about the tires! I don’t know where my friend gets them, he won’t tell me. I just go with it. They always look brand new and he sells them for about $30 each! It’s a steal! Does it bother you if you don’t know where they came from? I personally just look the other way.

YOU ARE WEIRD CORI

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 Thomas Kessel March 9 at 12:52pm [object Object]

IM TIRED OF THIS CRAP IM BLOCKING YU GOODBYE

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    <———- That’s Tom.  You can’t see his pic because he blocked me.  But I found it anyway.  Booya.